One visit now, then nothing.

What a visit actually looks like

A regular visit runs about forty-five minutes to an hour and a half depending on the size of the house and what's due that quarter. The first one takes longer, because that's the one where we walk the house and write everything down.

Before we arrive

We call the day before to confirm, and again when we're on the way. If you'd rather have a text than a call, say so once and that's how we'll do it from then on.

Getting in

Most customers give us garage access, and plenty aren't home when we come. That's normal and it's fine. We photograph everything we do, so there's a record of what happened while you were out. If you'd rather be there every time, we'll work around your schedule instead.

Who shows up

A qualified handyperson each visit, in uniform, with photo identification. Background checked, insured and bonded. If your regular technician is out and someone else is covering, we tell you who before they arrive rather than sending a stranger to the door.

What you get afterwards

A dated record of what was replaced, photographs of the equipment, and a note of anything we saw that you should know about — a detector approaching its expiry date, a filter loading faster than it should, a softener whose fill line has stopped returning to the same mark. If something needs a licensed trade, you get a photo, a plain description and a name. We don't quote that work and we don't do it.

Between visits

Call or text the same number. If something on our list has gone wrong early — a bulb out in an awkward spot, a softener that's emptied faster than expected — we'd rather hear about it than have you wait three months.

Paying, and stopping

The first visit carries a one-time charge — it's the long one, and it's what the whole schedule afterwards is built from. After that it's monthly by card, starting a month later. Or pay a year in advance instead: two months of it are free and the first visit is included rather than charged on top. Both sets of numbers are on the plans page.

There's no contract and no notice period: if you want to stop, one phone call does it. No fee, no retention script, no argument.

Prices are for standard single-family homes. If your house is larger than that, or has more equipment than a typical plan assumes, we quote it before the first visit — not at the door and not halfway through.